Bush wants to hold the next round of WTO talks in Darfur

If Dubya had sex on his mind nearly as much as his predecessor, the White House website would have been full of cockslips, cumslips and titslips.

From the White House website

Dubya: " We talked about, interestingly enough, the Darfur [sic] round. [South African] President [Thabo Mbeki] is concerned about whether or not the World Trade Organization round will go forward. He recognizes, like I recognize, that trade will lift more people out of poverty than any other mechanism. And I told the President I am committed to the Darfur [sic] round. I believe in trade. And I believe in the necessity of trade. And so we'll work to see if we can't get that issue solved."