7.12.06

Fart lands flight


An American Airlines flight made an emergency landing on Monday after a passenger with severe gas problems struck matches to mask the odour of flatulence, an official said.

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2006/12/07/1165081061811.html

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

"After intense questioning by the FBI, a woman passenger admitted to lighting matches on board the aircraft to conceal her gas"... she should be banned from flying for life. Maybe she should be banned from stepping outside her house - WHAT was she thinking at the time?

Undefined said...

A frenchman sat next to her. He was smelling her fart for traces of berries and oak. He died shortly after landing.